The #1 Remote Security Office.

Welcome to Nerd as a Service — your remote security office with just the right amount of caffeine, paranoia, and sarcasm to keep your SaaS startup safe. We read the fine print so you don’t have to, chase compliance like it owes us money, and translate security jargon into actual human language (mostly).

Think of us as the nerdy friend with a borderline Socratic obsession for asking the right questions — the kind that surface risks early and get your team thinking. We’re not here to drown you in paperwork or turn into a corporate robot. We work alongside your team, talk like real humans, and turn security into something that actually makes sense. We’re here to make security and compliance a bit less boring — or dare we say, even fun.